Lost Dutchman

When a married man loses his wedding ring inside a prostitute's ass. The act is not completed until the man sheepishly retrieves his ring.

When Tom could not explain to his wife where his ring was, he realized that he had to complete the final stage of the Lost Dutchman.

by ClarenceCarterIV May 19, 2006

double dutch titties

When a woman's titties be so saggy that you can play double Dutch jump rope with them.

Jessica's got double Dutch titties, made me reminence of my childhood, back to my jump rope days.

by The Stray Pube December 26, 2016

Strange Reverse Dutch Rudder

When you sit on your left hand until it's numb, grab it with your right and reverse the grip of your left hand, then proceed to receive/give a Dutch Rudder.

Last night, Keith gave Randall a strange reverse Dutch Rudder. To nobody's surprise, they both enjoyed it!

by geocsusb June 16, 2009

reverse double dutch rudder

The REVERSE double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men facing away from each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

Somewhat less gay than the double dutch rudder (when the men are facing each other), and worth it if you can perfect it.

Guy 1: Hey man, you up for some double dutch rudder action?
Guy 2: IDK, isn't that kind of gay?
Guy 1: True... how 'bout a REVERSE double dutch rudder?!
Guy 2: sounds good to me!

by CircleJerk001 March 27, 2011

Russian-Dutch Cut

A circumcision which involves slitting the foreskin from top to bottom. It is than pealed back, wrapped around and re-stitched at the top forming a loop. Upon reaching manhood, a woman's long hair can be threaded through the hole, thus enhancing sexual pleasure. It does require additional cleaning but is an acceptable alternative to the barbaric practice of cutting the foreskin completely off a newborn who is unable to make the choice.

Did you see his penis? He got a Russian-Dutch Cut. That must drive the chicks crazy! That was most thoughtful of his parents!

by Graves G January 17, 2009

Dutch wife

Dutch wife can refer to a sleeping contraption or a human-sized pillow or even a sex doll. Similar terms: bamboo wife, Chikufujin, Dakimakura.

The origin of the English term "Dutch wife" is thought to be from the Dutch colony of Indonesia where Dutch traders would spend long periods away from their wives.

My Dutch wife is much softer than yours.

by Alfredas April 1, 2012

dutch pantry

the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door

my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it

by Travel Sized Joe April 5, 2008