leonardo dicaprio

the hottest man ever living.
named after leonardo davinci.
and married to me.

oh my god! have you seen Leonardo Dicaprio's new movie?
its bitchin'.

by marissa and natalie July 21, 2006

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platinum ductape

A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes.

"Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But only at trader joes. On thursdays."
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"

by Dark_Storm August 2, 2008

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Decapilated

When you try to decapitate someone, but you end up entirely missing their head and therefore make a fool or yourself

Dude did you just kill him?!?

No dude, I just decapilated him...

by Human153 March 28, 2019

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Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.

Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.

by yungcleen May 11, 2018

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Anal Decapitation

The act of shoving your entire head up another person's ass and having them clench till the bloodflow is cut off to your head

Bro 1: Bro my gfs kinda pissed at me cause I asked if we could do Anal Decapitation

Bro 2: Why would you even ask that

by Johnny-k17 November 3, 2019

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(doo-ka)
n. (1) a person who forgets to zip their pants after using the bathroom. (2) a scatterbrain; a flibbertigibbet. (3) a person who confuses a deer with a cow. (4) a person who confuses something for something else that it plainly is not.

v. (1) to forget to do something obvious. (2) to be ridiculous.

Don't be a duca, XYZ your pants.

I'm not surprised she tripped on the curb, she never looks where she's going. She is such a duca.

You didn't bring the sleeping bag on the camping trip?!? That is a very duca thing to do.

Is that a horse? Whoops. No. It's a fish. That was obviously wrong. I guess I duca-ed that one.

by jon hf February 3, 2008

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