Drungry

That insatiable hunger craving you get when you're hammered.

Usually at peak level within 10-15mins after leaving the bar.

"Man let's...let's hit the McDonalds drive-thru. I'm starving."

"No you're not dude, you're just drungry."

by Work Sucks December 16, 2009

drunk bumps

1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.

Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.

by Caligula O'Reilly December 27, 2009

drunk bed

a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs

Girl at club: So pumped to go to sleep tonight. I have the perfect drunk bed to go home to.

by lamicmic January 8, 2010

drunk owl

To be Drunk only in night time, when the sun's down.

"Hey bro what take a shot with your cereal"? "You know me man, I'm only a drunk owl".

by Blu3D3v1l October 20, 2019

Hemingway drunk

adj. When you spend a day marathon drinking, from noon or possibly even the morning until late into the evening stopping only to eat small meals.

Check out Billy, he's been drinking everything in sight since 11:00 AM. Whiskey, wine, beer you name it. He's not just getting drunk, he's getting Hemingway drunk!

by G.I. Nigel March 26, 2010

wank drunk

To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.

Alright mate, you look really tired.

Yeah, I'm fucked. I feel wank drunk.

by Alright Mullet September 29, 2010

Homo Drunk

Normally a straight guy who gets drunk and then gets touchy feely with other guys, and says homosexual comments to them. A straight guy hitting on another guy, only when he gets drunk.

Mike was all over Todd lastnight after he drank a bottle of wine. He kept grabbing his ass and telling him he loved him! Another Homo Drunk night for Mike!

by Seamus1 September 12, 2011