Dipstick

When a slick dude probes a womans rectum with his finger without her consent, then swiftly attacks her mouth with the shitty finger. 'The Dipstick!' is then typically announced afterwards.

Mikes a fuckin perv... he stuck a finger in my ass, and when I pulled it out he stuck his crap-encrusted finger in my mouth and shouted 'dipstick'

by The Wop November 10, 2005

dipstick

when someone ejacqulates inside there girlfriends pussy and thinks "fuck i wasnt waring a cony".

you bitch is making you really horny so you stick it in a forgot to put a cony on then you cum inside of her

by aaron May 13, 2005

dipstick

When a guy sticks his dick into someone's ass and it comes out all covered in shit, like when you check the oil on an engine with a dipstick.

Dude, last night I was fucking Melanie in the ass and got dipsticked!!

by jay-x April 24, 2008

Dipstick

It basically means dic.To call someone or what a male has in terms of having sex

Dillan:Oi dipstick
Thomas:fuck off you retarted shit!
Dillan:I didn't mean you I ment someone else
Thomas:oh....😅 soz for that

by UrbanDictionaryEpic June 27, 2015

Dipstick

Stupid of any kind i.e.

No common sense, rude, unintelligent, dah, crazy

Her new boyfriend is a total dipstick in every way

by Lalalalabumba June 26, 2017

Dipstick

A Graduated rod for measuring depth

A person who is dumber than a non living object

John used that dipstick

Randy Is such a dipstick

by clmlta July 10, 2017

Dipstick

The word to use when you want to curse at someone, but there are too many christian authority figures around.

Shut up you dipsh- .....dipstick

by fdhgeiruhfflgjhfs November 15, 2017