doucheturd

A brainless indivisual, or someone also known as a mook. Also used to describe a person that resembles a turd at the same time as performing the same functions as a douche.

Ben, How did you miss that shot, you doucheturd?!

by Mappelbaum November 26, 2007

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douchette

The female equivalent of a douchebag

Person A: "So we're dancing and she's telling me how hot I am. So I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's blowing some other guy!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"

by Darkman84 April 5, 2008

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douchitude • Douchitis • Douchitician • Douchito • Douchitous • douchitron • douchetard • douchette • Douching • douchetastic

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level

1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"

by concise32 January 13, 2009

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douchetacular

The act of doing something in the scorned upon manner that a said douchebag would. The process of completing an impressive task, but since it was completed by a douchebage, it becomes somewhat frowned on. Success that is achieved by an annoying pretty boy.

A) The way Chad slayed that girl's pussy was douchetacular.
B) I agree, but i still wanna beat the shit out of him.

by Sid-Vicious November 1, 2009

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