doofy

Descriptive of and pertaining to acts or behaviours that come across in a somewhat off-kilter or awkward way that can be seen as any combination of clumsy, uncoordinated, silly, strange, ditzy, dizzy, loopy, nerdy, geeky, odd or offbeat, sometimes infused with unintentional humour. Doofiness can strike any one at any time, known as spontaneous or acute doofiness. Some suffer from prolonged or lifetime doofiness, such as individuals with Asperger's syndrome. These individuals often possess average or even above average intellectual ability, but often are predisposed to social, communicative, and/or coordination issues which very often manifest as doofiness.

Kate can be so doofy! She just walked head first into the closed door.

by Tony... December 22, 2007

doody pants

1. (noun) A person who's negative attitude ruins the festivities of others. Party pooper.
2. (noun) the state of having shit in your pants.

Oliver: I'm leaving. You guys are no fun.
Steven: WTF? Why are you being such a doody pants?

by scubasteve90 March 14, 2011

Doody Factory

The sanitary reclamation center where all your flushes migrate.

"Roll up your windows. We're about to drive past the doody factory."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

dookey breath

Breath in excess smell of fecal matter, or feces.

Damn, that old lady breath stank she had dookey breath.

I'm going to go holla at that girl do I have dookey breath?

by uptwnxs May 17, 2010

Shooby-dooby

A popular drink mix in southern United States, which consists of fireball whiskey, monster, and a bit of cherry juice

Me and John got wasted from a shooby-dooby last night

by T_dono09 December 5, 2018

jury doody

Humorously, the civic duty imposed on we Americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. A boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us.

What's brown and smelly and found on the floor of the courtroom? Jury doody!

by pentozali August 11, 2008

Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.

"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."

by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010