donkey's years

A really long time.

1. oh, I've known her for donkey's years.

2. I've worked her donkey's years and I still don't know how to use the photocopier.

by possum_sue April 20, 2008

Donkey Wong

A loser that is chinese

Guy 1: that guy is such a loser!
Guy 2: yeah donkey wong needs a life

by do not call me m@ October 28, 2008

swamp donkey

A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act ,steal,lie ect. for drugs.

Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the braying of a donkey) and starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures.

I'm outta here, (person's name) is.nothin but a damn swamp donkey.

by jericasyn December 30, 2016

sea donkey

A human female resemblant of a sea cow(aka manatee), but with a face far less smooth or attractive, being more like that of a donkey or other equine familiar. It is a miracle of nature that these women are land-dwelling, rather than living in the ocean, considering the frame-stress resultant of their girth would be far better supported in an aquatic environment.

Damn! Look at that sea donkey eat! Keep her away from children or someone could lose a finger!

by The Miracle Man June 17, 2003

Donkey Flopper

Donkey Flopper is a gigantic musical penis that strikes your earpussy with an erect force that can only be purveyed by a group of inconceivably endowed, sex-crazed, lyrically destructive MCs from Tampa Florida. The group formed in the summer of 2003 with its two founding members J-Willy and Lil Caspa and since have gained many troops to the crew including Big Buda, (the always kosher but never appropriate)Jake da Jew, and most recently the mic demon Master Niblets. Along with the mysterious DJ Dickstamp the group has produced five albums with more filth on the way.

BRO!....Donkey Flopper's new album really came in my ear!

by RichardStamp June 29, 2010

Donkey Shlankled

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

big floppy donkey doinker

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole

nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006