ding dong bitch

A female you hate so much that you can't wait to be able to sing "ding dong the witch is dead" about her.

Fucking Nancy keyed my new car, what a ding dong bitch!

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

ding dong bitch

A person who rings doorbells and bitches at whoever opens the door.

I need to let off some steam. I'm gonna go play Ding Dong Bitch.

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

ding dong squats

When a woman is riding a guy then puts her feet flat down going up and down his dick

Babe come do those ding dong squats on me!

by ashane March 17, 2019

M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong

Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.

Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.

1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."

2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."

by pinkparasite87 August 17, 2011

polka dot ding dong

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.

John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.

by pudding face mcgee October 16, 2006

ding dong Johnson

A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.

Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!

by dingdongJohnsons August 17, 2019

Choi-Ding

Choi-Ding is a term commonly used by Asian casino degenerates to describe getting the ever living shit kicked out of them by a caucasian card dealer....usually pertains to the game Bacarat. The term has matriculated to every day vernacular to mean getting the unholy Piss beaten out of you by a monkey or other large disgusting primate. Ex. "Wow, did you hear Larry got Choi- Dinged last night by that chimp that escaped from George Bush's basement." Can also be used as a verb to describe inflicting an ungodly beating on someone or something; typically by pulling ones pants down, farting loudly, then throwing severally spinning crane kicks in rapid succession.

"I Choi-dinged the shit out of that drunken manatee last night"...

by Jimmy flipper-nuts October 13, 2012