Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.

Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!

by CMann2010 October 28, 2010

booty dial

When you pretend like you butt-dialed someone, but actually called them with the intention of it being a booty call.

Paul wanted to booty call Pauline, but was too nervous. Instead, he booty dialed her so she would text him or call him back and figure out the real purpose of his call.

Paul booty dials Pauline.

Pauline: Hello? Hello?

Pauline texting Paul: Hey, did you mean to call me just now?
Paul: No, but now that you mention it, we shoul hang out.

Pauline: I'll be right over.

by Not Joe Knowles January 24, 2012

A legit dialogue

When two people argue about something out of the ordinary.

Tim: Half life 3 isn't confirmed
Tom: Stfu! Our names have 3 letters, illuminate has a triangle, triangles have 3 sides therefore Half life 3 is confirmed.
Katey: Damn, you guys are having a legit dialogue

by j mellow June 20, 2015

drunk dial

the calls made usually at an ubsurd hour of the night/morning after drinking heavily that the caller regrets the next day when they discover that the person they called was their ex and they admitted to still having feelings for or something equally embarrasing

a conversation resulting from a drunk dial may go something like this:

"hello?"
"omg i love you so much why did we break up i need you"
"ew"
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!'

by drunk dialer January 2, 2006

dialling wand

Essential accessory for fat-fingered people, enabling them to operate the numeric keypad of a phone.

Recorded voice: "Sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a dialling wand, please mash the keypad repeatedly after the tone." *BEEP*

by aaaaaaandy December 4, 2003

dial up

a primitive way to connect to the internet. those who still "dial up" are sad sad individuals.

A: i have dsl my grandma has dial up thats like going from a Porshe to a Honda

by Briam September 1, 2003

dial-a-shot

The process by which one person contacts another (via phone, text message, etc.) and shouts "dial-a-shot!", resulting in both people simultaneously taking a shot of whatever alcohol is available at that time. This was invented as a way to connect people separated by long distances and also to give people an excuse to take shots by themselves.

While on her trip to New York, Vicki's Seattle friend Meghan called her and shouted "dial-a-shot!" Vicki responded by grabbing the nearest bottle of grape vodka and taking a shot, while Meghan, in Seattle, took a shot at the same time.

by lismo March 6, 2009