This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.
by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017
Get the Strumph Diddlingmug. by Gangbanger2001 March 4, 2018
Get the diddle-fartmug. Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.
A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
Get the Diddle wankingmug. Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."
Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.
He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."
Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.
He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."
by Captain Catsquid April 20, 2018
Get the Diddle whispermug. by Commander fox. October 15, 2020
Get the Diddle-Daddlemug. Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?
by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009
Get the Polter Diddlemug. 