Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle
Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."
by Captain Catsquid November 17, 2017
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Ginger Diddles

The name of a person that excessively Diddles little children that have to have ginger hair and obnoxious Freckles ie. (Colin Diddled Zak)
Ginger Diddles Diddled some Gingers
by Thecizzmaster January 17, 2015
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Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.
I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.
by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017
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Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that
by Diddle wankers January 29, 2019
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diddle drawer

The female equivalent to a spank bank. Where a women sees a hot guy, and later pleasures herself to the thought of him.
He's so hot... definitely going in the diddle drawer!
by Eastcoastislander April 18, 2016
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Diddle-Daddle

He always tended to diddle-daddle when he didn't want to leave the house.
by Commander fox. October 16, 2020
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Polter Diddle

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?
by Giovanni Mann June 11, 2009
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