Dicktionary

A noun that designates a self-proclaimed and public dictionary for people who find themselves funny. Mostly used for instant and private jokes between weird persons. Can be online, free and quite hilarious.

X. "Hey homie, i found such a motherfuckin' play on words while I was stone. Check that out, it's gonna be so amazing."
Y. "No no, dude, save it for the online Dicktionary, I want the whole world to laugh with us!"

by Neal79 July 27, 2010

dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003

Dicktation

Taking orders from an authoritarian idiot, a dick.

His angry, one word directives that made no sense became known as dicktation.

by CentralDogma December 31, 2016

urban dicktionary

a term used by trolls in an attempt to get a girl.

Hey did you see the new definition on urban dictionary?
You mean urban dicktionary?

*snarls*

by Zalelian June 12, 2018

DICKtionary

someone who won't share there dictionary despite the fact their friend is in need.

Jose: Sophie could i borrow your dictionary?

Sophie: NO! get your own.

Jose: Ugh, you are such a DICKtionary!

by Jose Jose Jose February 23, 2009

Dicktion Burn

Friction burn on your dick, caused by wanking too much.

I wanked so hard last night, I got dicktion burn!

by guywhowritethething May 15, 2016

dicktionary

To have a defention on your penis.

dude will you lick the ink off my dicktionary

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005