dexter

The act of lying or bullshitting someone with a serious face.

Oh yeah, I'ver herd that band .... dexter...
or
It's not true I was just dextering you.

by thypants December 1, 2011

Dexter School for Boys

Dexter School is an all boys school in Brookline MA, running from pre-kindergarten through high school. This superb institution prepares students for a variety of prestigious new england preperatory schools and Ivy league universities. The school implements a coat and tie dress code for all students fifth grade and above, and a collared shirt for those in the lower grades, allowing for students to achieve a sense of style and class. Graduates of Dexter leave the institution with a superior education and the distinct knowledge that they, in fact, are better than you. The Dexter School has rivals such as Fen, Fessenden, and Fay, and Park, but these inferior schools do not hold a candle to the radiant brilliance that is The Dexter School for Boys. Dexter has produced many famous leaders such as John F. Kennedy. A sister school by the name of Southfield resides on the same campus.

Dexter School for Boys in Brookline, MA

by Hunter Treacy October 3, 2006

Dexter

An incredibly suave and handsome man; a man that makes you go, "Ooh la, la".

Of course I fell in love with him; without a doubt, he is a dexter. What would you do in that situation?

by Lollybird February 3, 2010

Gym Detention

You recieve these when you do your gym homework with sarcastic answers. Or by beating the teacher in ping pong.

Guy 1: Dude I got Gym detention today!
Guy 2: What'd you do?
Guy 1:I but Jim douglass as an answer for how to govern a serve. And then drew boobs.

by Blackflame619 March 25, 2009

dexting

a.) dating via text messaging: Dexting is most often practiced by males for whom actual dating is unfeasible and by nature the dexting relationship is invariably one-way. When asked, the female in the dexting relationship will be aloof to her "dexter"'s intentions and advances. Men most likely to be dexters are worm farmers, trekkies, and unemployed "artists".

(based on a true dexting experience)
dexter: Good morning beautiful
girl: lol...we haven't even met
dexter: i know u r tho
(8 hours later)
dexter: what are you doing
girl: hanging out w my friend
dexter: oh i see
(16 hours later)
dexter: So are you just not interested?! or do you dislike me or did i do something wrong?! I don't understand you.
girl: what?!
dexter: i can tell you're too wrapped up in yourself. It would never have worked between us.

by Vanheezy18 January 1, 2012

detention seeker

Literally someone who seeks detentions - they, poor sexually-deprived kiddies, do 'bad' stuff in class as to obtain attention, and in turn get a detention.
They often think this makes them rebellious or hard.

Andrew called the teacher Fluffy again. He's such a detention seeker.

by Marc Rohde August 23, 2006

Dexter

A male child with large appendages including large hands, large feet, and an unusually strong interest in female breasts.

That damn Dexter is groping the womenfolk and they don't even know it.

by Arthur Picones September 7, 2011