Desperate

The guy named "Damn" who plays Cards Against Humanity online and constantly asks people to suck his dick.

"Did you see Damn asking Craze to suck his dick? Bitch be desperate."

by Chuck L Meyer October 15, 2015

desperate son of a bitch

Ugly ass guy who would fuck a tree because no girl would ever suck his dick. He molests himself over pictures of random college girls wishing he could get laid.

Stay away from that desperate son of a bitch. He does too much ejaculation.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 29, 2017

desperate

for full definition, see karla briggs.

"look everybody, my name is karla!"

by that guy November 3, 2004

Desperate man with nothing to lose

When you are willing to do absolutely anything to get what you want and are inclined to go to great lengths to do so.

Shaun is a desperate man with nothing to lose

by Qanon May 26, 2018

desperate dim

Dim Katsofrakis. He is known as Desperate Dim because he has been rejected 3 times and his gf is very very ugly. He is clearly so desperate, he will take any offer he can possibly get. He also has a tiny dick according to changing room sources.

Desperate Dim was today rejected again.

by Joe Mahoe April 14, 2005

Desperate Setouchins

A messed up parody of Sengoku Basara. It was born in tumblr and people in the fandom have mostly heard about it, although it was meant to be a secret group. People go gay, women and men gave birth to eggs, love triangle and a marriage of their own hand.

"We should show Capcom this RP and demand them to make a Desperate Setouchins anime."

by Monyetgalau December 31, 2011

As desperate as

Comparison indicating degree of desparation

As desperate as the waters of the sea & as torn as the winds of the storm, can be adapted or improvised i.e. could've sworn, moderately...

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010