Cougar Denial

The denial of being a cougar. Usually someone who thinks they are "too young" or thinks their prey isn't young enough. Years of denial can lead to very severe cases of cougarism.

Annie thinks that just cuz she's 29 she can't be a cougar but she totally is! People think they guy she's dating is her son! She's totally in cougar denial!

35 year old woman: "Man that guy is a stud!"
Friend: "He looks 20! You're such a cougar!"
35 year old woman: "No way! I'm only 35, and 35 is the new 30"
Friend: You're in Cougar Denial!"

by Daniel9787 August 3, 2009

sleep denial

When one is dozing off but refuses to admit they are falling asleep

Dude: "Hey, you're falling asleep. Give me the remote!"

Homie: "I'm not falling asleep! (zzzz..snoooore..zzzz)"

Dude: "You're in sleep denial, homie."

by MajorBlaze1 December 29, 2010

dental tit

When the hot dental hygienist leans in & her breasts touch your cheek

Teeth cleaning sucked but I got me some sweet dental tit.

by PrimordialBiscuit December 3, 2016

dental professional

Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.

I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.

by John's Smith's February 28, 2017

Denialopothy

The disease of denying that there is anything wrong.

There are many people afflicted with denialopothy in thinking there is nothing wrong with the current US administration.

by IslandWoman March 17, 2017

Dentals

Something that this dumb shit kid said in my class to referance dentures

I had to replace my Dentals the other day!

by Matrix17 March 18, 2018

Garbage Denial

state of being where an individual fails to accept thier status as a complete lose physically, socially, mental, and appearance-wise. (denying that one is garbage)

Man, why is Allison still trying to talk to my boy? That bitch must be in garbage denial.

by Goatcheez September 4, 2003