dasted

dasted; fucked up, messed up,
Originated in Texas in 2005, often credited to Mike M. and Sopheara L.

"Whoa, that kids face is really dasted."
"After I hit that small child, my car is dasted."

"I scored a 450 on my SAT."
"Dude, thats dasted."

by Jillian S. August 28, 2005

deanton

Is annoying, talk's too much, doesn't listen, noisy, Always trying copy somebody, thinks he all that, a jerk.

" Try's to copy someone screensaver, Deanton all in somebody buisness "

by Essie756 November 7, 2013

Dearth

Lack of something.

We have a dearth of caring people in this world.

by D-Monkey May 29, 2018

Tick Dease

A spoonerism of the term 'Dick Tease'. Often used as an ineffective code for 'Dick Tease' so as not to offend.

Friend 1: So how was the date with Stacey last night?

Friend 2: Aw man she is such a...

(Stacey approaches)

Friend 2: She is such a Tick Dease. (wink)

by Mr. Christoffelees February 2, 2010

High-deas

Awesome, brilliant ideas that ensue while on kush

Dude, I got so high last night I came up with this amazing list of "High-deas"--check this out!

by Kristen Virago July 29, 2013

deanth

An underweight bag of weed. Mimics the system whereby an 'eighth' = 1/8 oz and a 'teenth' = 1/16 oz. In practice a 'deanth' will be a bag sold as an 'eighth' but weighing noticeably less.
Named for a dealer who regularly sold such short measures.

"An eighth my arse, this is more of a deanth!"

by oracle December 9, 2008

Deasing

Shatting out cum so hard that you know ur gonna get pregnant with like 4 children so u stuff some weed in the crack and try to soak out as much as u can

OH SHIT! I CAME SO MUCH AGAIN, THE GOAT WEED IS TOO STRONG. JIMMY U FUCKWIT, GO GET SOME WEED WE GOTTA GET DEASING.

by BigDickPlays August 23, 2016