Donkey Dad

A father who always smells and walks around in his underpants. He never suggests an activity for the family to do. In other words, an awful father

Kid: Hey, Dad, wanna play some baseball?

Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.

Kid: DONKEY DAD!

by Summertimefun August 3, 2009

dankerrific

Something so awesome and amazing and dank and terrific , usually applied to food eaten while being stoned, but can be used to describe anything.

I had the munchies so bad, but this sandwich is dankerrific!

by dankaroni October 30, 2009

donkey nubblies

The shorter softer hairs of a mans beard that tickle the inner thighs of a female as she rides his face.

Person 1: (muffled voice) why are you laughing?
Person 2: your donkey nubblies are tickling me!!!

by alegg March 6, 2014

Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.

I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.

by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

Donkeydinodick

When the massiveness of a mans dick scares even the most emotionless person

Dude this guys donkeydinodick is poking my eye out

by Donkeydinoman July 18, 2020

douche donkey

Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.

-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.

by nubman September 19, 2008

Ridinky-donkey

When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey

"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"

"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?

by StupidPeanut April 21, 2010