Damon

Pothead/drug addict

Damn Damon's such a pothead

by Kosfff March 31, 2017

murray the talking daemonic skull

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.

murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???

by guybrush threetwood October 28, 2003

Dirty Dahmer

The act of wiping period blood across the upper lip of a woman post-intercourse or phalangal pleasuring of the vagina with a penis or finger(s) during her menstrual cycle.

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez.'

Friend 1: "Man, my girl didn't tell me she was on the rag, so when I pulled out and saw what was up, I gave her a nasty Dirty Dahmer!"

Friend 2: "Dude, you're disgusting."

Friend 1: "Hey, it's not my fault! If she would've told me her vagina was a crime scene this never would've happened."

by HLoVE December 27, 2009

damon zex

Cult hero of 1990's cable access, based out of Columbus, Ohio. His show featured depraved sex scenes as well as computer-altered shots of his head as he lamented pop-culture and the decline of western civilization.
Was a guest on Howard Stern, Sally, and Jerry Springer to later prove that just because you're a mass media figure does not necessarily make you smarter than your audience.

Damon Zex caught my eye as I was watching tv and came across the episode of his show where he was eating the used tampon out of his girlfriend!

by P Kessler September 10, 2008

Damond

He's an overall amazing person. True daddy material. Damond usually has a large penis. He's one of the funniest people you'll meet. He'll keep you smiling at day and leave you sore at night. There's never a dull moment when you're around him. The ladies love him and he knows it.

Omg, look at Damond, he's looking daddyish today

by Pojeit076 January 5, 2017

dahmb

1. Extremely stupid
2. Ghey
3. Uneducated; Ignorant
4. Unsophisticated
5. The opposite of "moolie"

Origin: from American English "dumb" but pronounced in the way that certain foreigners pronounce "dumb"

I see dahmb people. They don't even know they're dahmb.

by Moolder December 9, 2008

Damon

He's just Damon. He doesn't like how many people think hes sexy. He just likes cats.

Person:Hey Damon, your so sexy.
Damon: Please stop.Just let me chill with my cats.

by Joop-Joop-Jasper April 9, 2021