An Urban Dicker is a frequent submitter to the Urban Dictionary. Coined by arguably (ok - VERY arguably) our generation's GREATEST Urban Dicker herself - Emelda Moncelet - who formed a Facebook group of the same name which half-heartedly promises a large novelty penis made of silicon as 1st prize to the most prolific Urban Dicker, though no final competition score-tallying date has every been nominated.
Silicon Dicker is basically an Urban Dicker who submits using their 'construct' (fake Facebook profile), or other alias.
Silicon Dicker is basically an Urban Dicker who submits using their 'construct' (fake Facebook profile), or other alias.
Ivan: "I refuse to give the thumbs up to ANYTHING with 'booka' in the title....bookabullshit."
Ricky: "http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Ricky+Foxwell"
Emelda (feeling the huge silicon novelty penis slipping from her grasp): "There's no shame when you're a Silicon Dicker "
Ricky: "http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Ricky+Foxwell"
Emelda (feeling the huge silicon novelty penis slipping from her grasp): "There's no shame when you're a Silicon Dicker "
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 17, 2009
Get the Silicon Dicker mug.When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.
"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"
by Juan Perico March 8, 2009
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Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.
"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"
"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
by ShitBrick February 24, 2004
Get the upper decker mug.A person of low intellect, suffering from many cognitive impairments due to a family history of inbreeding and isolation from society for thousands of years.
Often associated with Red Necks in the southern states of the USA, the word Maw Dicker is actually though to originate from the tiny, obscure, isolated and inbred retirement shithole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, where everyone has been chronically inbred and removed from society since the middle ages.
General opinion believe it was a 19th century anthropologist called Gerald Ronce who first discovered, and coined the term Maw Dickers during an expedition to the featureless, desolate and extremely isolated bog land of Mawdesley, Lancashire. Ronce describes Maw Dickers as "hideously inbred, human beasts", who live in a state of mental degradation and social isolation on the featureless and desolate drained bog land of Mawdesley.
Today, Mawdesley is seen as a containment area for Maw Dickers. It is no accident that no public transport serves this isolated, lifeless enclave, and the obscure back roads and footpaths leading to this non-place are deliberately left to deteriorate by the council until they are impassable.
The threat of Maw Dickers contaminating the gene pool is seen as a potent threat to the health of society and national interests.
Often associated with Red Necks in the southern states of the USA, the word Maw Dicker is actually though to originate from the tiny, obscure, isolated and inbred retirement shithole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, where everyone has been chronically inbred and removed from society since the middle ages.
General opinion believe it was a 19th century anthropologist called Gerald Ronce who first discovered, and coined the term Maw Dickers during an expedition to the featureless, desolate and extremely isolated bog land of Mawdesley, Lancashire. Ronce describes Maw Dickers as "hideously inbred, human beasts", who live in a state of mental degradation and social isolation on the featureless and desolate drained bog land of Mawdesley.
Today, Mawdesley is seen as a containment area for Maw Dickers. It is no accident that no public transport serves this isolated, lifeless enclave, and the obscure back roads and footpaths leading to this non-place are deliberately left to deteriorate by the council until they are impassable.
The threat of Maw Dickers contaminating the gene pool is seen as a potent threat to the health of society and national interests.
"I told you. You took the wrong turn. We're in the complete arse end of nowhere. It's not even on the map. Oh God! Look! That group of Maw Dickers are looking at us funny. Lets get out of this place before we are gang bummed."
by jjpwfelli August 9, 2016
Get the Maw Dicker mug.1. v Presenting an amazing idea in a subtle way.
2. n A person that appears shy at first, but then turns out to be fantasticly outgoing.
2. n A person that appears shy at first, but then turns out to be fantasticly outgoing.
1. She dockertied her idea about the class trip, but no one heard her.
2. That new girl in class turned out to be a complete dockerty.
2. That new girl in class turned out to be a complete dockerty.
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Get the Dockerty mug.This term is used to describe someones terrible internet connection. Mostly used in the X-Box live community. When said persons internet connection is so bad it not only lags them, but it lags the entire server.
by AnubisTheJakal January 9, 2011
Get the Dickerson Connection mug.The ultimate in an undesirable situation. Usually spoken by someone who has been completely and utterly screwed over.
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