cuntstomer

A person or persons coming to eat at a restaurant without booking or trying to change the menu for their bullshit intolerance's

The cuntstomer wants to order a gluten free pancake.

Just had a table of 15 cuntstomers walk in

by 187chef May 16, 2016

Cuntstomer

The occasional customer that doesn’t pay attention to the information they are given to allow for a simple and easy transaction. Instead, they hear only what is convenient for them and fly off the handle when things don’t go exactly how they intended.

“This cuntstomer is lighting up my phone and complaining that her furniture set isn’t in stock when I told her it would be a week and a half.”

“If this cuntstomer that adds 5 shots of espresso to her Frappuccino keeps bitching about it being too soupy, I’ll quit!”

by Salesslueth84 May 14, 2018

Earwax Consumer

A nasty head-ass nigga who eats fucking earwax because they don't give a fuck about life anymore

Yaphet: "Help me, I'm an earwax consumer, it's true"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"

by SexyAnimeGirlAnalPenetration69 January 18, 2020

Boomer Consumer

The proper way to say the corona virus.

Ha that's killing only boomers. It's a boomer consumer.

by Helpmydyingsoul March 23, 2020

Anti-consumerism

The action that businesses usually perform when greed takes over. Generally, they release products with the interest of themselves: the producers, rather than the interest of buyers: the consumers. This includes selling/reselling things at prices higher than their normal rates and previous rates, making items a limited quantity to increase the demand, and presenting, or adding unnecessary adjustments in order to boost advertisement.

"Nintendo's Loftwing Amiibo is one of the most Anti-Consumerism moves the company made. They proved that they only cared about puncturing a hole in your pocket."

by GendleFendle6635 July 17, 2021

the consumer nextbot

a gmod nextbot that is eating a hotdog but it looks like a hotdog itself

guy: im gonna spawn the consumer nextbot in gmod

by crispylizard243904 June 3, 2022

anti-consumerism

the act of disagreeing with popular opinion, on the basis that it provides a stance away from generated hype

You are too blinded by being anti-consumer that u fail to see how good Blink 182 is

by John Park June 2, 2004