clumped

The result of a errant facial where semem beads are stuck in the girls hair creating a clump.

I was going for a money shot but I guess my aim must have been off, boy did that girl get clumped.

by Brendan C., Jeffrey S. May 17, 2007

clump

The act of clinging and humping at the same time.

When I see Maxi, I'm going to clump him

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

clumpture

1) A group of the same or similar elements gathered or occurring closely together; a bunch.

2) A word which instigates ridicule by friends.

1) A clumpture of stars in the Milky Way galaxy.

2) Cluumpture?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Eric Ling June 10, 2007

Calumphobia

The discrimination against any and or all people named Calum, usually performed by dream stans

Dream stan: I'm gonna plagiarise ur texts
Calum: Thats Calumphobia
Dream stan: No

by DilutedCoke April 15, 2022

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

clumpflump

i dunno why don't you define it

oh clumpflump

by frufru May 26, 2004