Being as a cool as a cucumber is a very hard thing to achieve. One must be intensely cool to be as cool as a cucumber. Cool as a cucumber means that you are one the coolest people of all time.
by Uc0n March 15, 2019
It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.
by M.Urbany June 06, 2011
Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.
by Kitterbang February 18, 2010
When a man takes the fresh, wet grass from the bottom of his lawn mower, wraps his dick with it, then sticks it in a girl's butt.
Mac: What did you do today?
PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!
Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!
PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!
Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!
by Pwnholycows December 07, 2011
A Raw Cucumber is when a male whom is a virgin, "gets freaky" with a female whom isn't a virgin, afterward, the Raw Cucumber, is now the Cooked Cucumber.
"I'm no Raw Cucumber anymore!"
by The Iterus August 12, 2009
After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!
by CrazyPants McGee September 13, 2009
One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.
by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008