Crisis Overkill

Becoming insensitive to the gravity of a crisis, because there are just too many of them.

Person A: "We are in the middle of an economic crisis, and now Wikileaks made me realise we're also in a freedom of information crisis!"
Person B: "I can't really bother, I'm suffering from Crisis Overkill"

by coonecone January 18, 2011

Crisis Fuzz

The sudden onslaught of facial hair growth brought upon by a coupling of stress and man's failure to groom himself adequately

"I reckon Jenna's made Dave sleep on the couch again. Look at the Crisis Fuzz he's got going on!"

by RMF15 June 1, 2015

Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

by Murica Michelle November 7, 2015

Mexistential Crisis

The feeling a Mexican who has lived in the US for many years gets when they finally save enough money to retire back to their hometown in Mexico, but then they realize their children are Americanized and will stay living in the USA forever.

I came to the US at age 15 with nothing and worked hard labor and construction for 40 years, breaking my back and sending all my money to my family back home in Michoacan. I finally saved up enough to build a house and retire back in my hometown. I am finally able to live the life I always wanted for myself growing up. I finally made it! I took my teenage kids out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant to celebrate and they ordered corn dogs and spoke to the waiter in English. Talk about a Mexistential Crisis... (sigh).

by nemodat1 March 12, 2019

exidermal crisis

A problem that is solved easily

This is an exidermal crisis

by Semen man November 27, 2017

Edgystential crisis

When you are between 14-19 and you learn that you cant trashtalk people online your whole life and being emo is just a phase

I feel like Anton isnt as toxic anymore, i guess he had an edgystential crisis

by OGBoy March 5, 2018

crisis christian

A follower of the Christian Faith or a Christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. This is moderately similar to a Holiday Christian though the attendance of a Holiday Christian is more predictable. Crisis Christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.

Person 1: "My husband lost is job. We went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. Now he has a fantastic job and we don't need to go to church anymore!"
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?

by ValleyBreezer January 31, 2017