crapacity

Essentially, an amalgamation of crap and capacity, used to denote slowness and more generally, inefficiency.

Josh: Graham, this chairlift has a real crapacity.

Graham: I agree, hey look at her, what mincegrosity! Its such a shame whats happening to our youth.

by Tiffany Amber Trees-son April 10, 2004

crap biscuit

Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.

Josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. She feels like a total crap biscuit this morning.

by mecaro October 17, 2005

Crap on a Spatula

a beautiful phrase spoken by Leslie Knope in the NBC comedy Parks and Recreation that is used in times of trouble

Ron: Leslie, You haven't finished your paperwork.
Leslie: Crap on a spatula!

by JulesRose16 January 15, 2015

Wal-Mart Crap

1: The unexplainable need to go to the bathroom when shopping at Wal-Mart. It always occurs when you are furthest from the bathrooms. The Wal-Mart crap is not unique to Wal-Mart alone. It is also known as the Home Depot crap, Target Crap, etc.

2: Also a term to describe the cheap and inferior nature of goods purchased at Wal-Mart.

Dude, I was in the sporting goods department, concentrating too hard on the fishing tackle, and the Wal-Mart crap struck me!

by Coog1983 July 21, 2009

Shoot the crap

To make phatic/small talk.

"We'll just sit there and shoot the crap for a couple of hours."

by grapeshotwhiff August 15, 2006

holy crap

1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.

1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.

by MiStErMaN802 April 17, 2006

Crap Wagon

A large or excessively big amount

That is a crap wagon of money!

by Logic? February 5, 2015