commack

A city in Long Island, NY. Let me tell you something, I live here and ZERO of the things below apply to me so obviously that is a false statement. Not everyone here is rich and Jewish.

Person: Where are you from?

Other Person: Commack

Person: Oh you must be rich and Jewish

Other Person: STFU

by hdfgoihfgoivsIO May 22, 2011

cosmicburrito

CosmicBurrito is well known on the hypixel discord for being a chill but toxic person. His irl picture was leaked and he looks like a mustached-adolf-hitler-lightskinned-pizza delivery boy.

He has a grudge against squeakers.

OmG oS ThAT CoSimiCBurTiTo PleAsE UnMuTe Me Please CosmicBurrito.

by PeepeepoopooInUrButt69 September 9, 2019

cosmic brownies

A bunch brownies full of Mary Jane. They get the "cosmic" because of the hallucinations.

Who brought the cosmic brownies?

by JK47. August 18, 2007

Cormac Dempsey

An Irish rock 'n' roll star currently touring the country. Sings and plays the accoustic guitar.

I saw Cormac Dempsey last night, he's brilliant.

by Mrs B January 11, 2007

A Cosmic Cup of Ass

An exclamation that states that a situation or experience is completely worthless or puts the exclaimer in a tough circumstance.

"Well, isn't that a cosmic cup of ass?"

by Beiderman April 17, 2007

cormack

usually a ginger haired boy that looks like a woman and is extremly ignorant and has no musical talent at all and often makes out with boys named morgan

"cormack is so gay"

"cormack has no musical talent"

by anita goforadump March 15, 2008

Cosmic Brownie

When colored marbles are shoved up your lovers butthole and then propmtly shit out resembling the Little Debbie snacks we love so much.

While having extramarital sex, I shoved marbles up by girlfriends ass and she shit on me, giving me a cosmic brownie.

by Wes Martin December 22, 2008