cornyism

The religion of a corny person.

Corny: Being Chicka bah now-ish

by Patty January 24, 2004

cut corners

To do something in the easiest or most inexpensive way.

I'm a lazy person, so I always cut corners on my school projects.

by Scott May 31, 2004

Hornerism

n.
The act or an example of repeating mindless cliches or sayings that do not even make sense in the context.

A common Hornerism is

*sighs* "Man, I'm up to my elbows in alligators and busier than a one armed paper hanger in a pile of quicksand and that is, is the bottom line."

This would only be a Hornerism if the person who said this just got back from a 2-hour lunch with perspective "customers" who just happen to amount to no business.

by Ballsackreligious November 8, 2004

Cornerstone Music Festival

Only the greatest music festival in existence! Cornerstone Festival is held on June 30 until July 3rd in Bushnell, Illinois. Their are a BUNCH of bands that play at Cornerstone but bands vary by each year. Some of the bands that have played in the past are Flatfoot 56, Switchfoot, Anberlin, The Chariot, White Collar Sideshow, Red, Skillet and a BUNCH more. If you are anywhere close to Bushnell, Illinois you should DEFINETLY try and go to Cornerstone!

Some of the bands that played at Cornerstone Music Festival this year...
Anberlin
P.O.D.
Classic Petra
Phil Keaggy
Brian "Head" Welch
Blindside
Gungor
Flatfoot 56
Robbie Seay Band
The Chariot
Sleeping Giant
For Today
The Letter Black
Saviour Machine
Resurrection Band
Randy Stonehill
Barry McGuire
Paper Route
Seabird
War of Ages
White Collar Sideshow
Headnoise
Deas Vail
The Choir
Children 18:3
Denison Witmer
The Farewell Drifters
Daniel Amos
Josh Garrels
Servant
Luminate
Psalters
Grave Robber
Glenn Kaiser Band
Gasoline Heart
The Crossing
E Band
40 Day Journey
A Life At War
A Life Set Apart
A Plea for Purging
The Air On Everest
Alive Band
Andy Hunter
Anchor & Braille
Aracely
As Hell Retreats
Bare Branches
Beggars
Ben + Vesper
Broken Flesh
Brooke Waggoner
Call To Preserve
Campbell The Band
Close Your Eyes
The Color Morale
Copernicus
Crush The Enemy
Daniele Clark
Daughters of Exile
Destroy Nate Allen
Don't Wake Aislin
Eden Art
Elders
Exegesis
FBS
From Giants
Gabriel Kelley
Gideon
Glen Clark & The Family
The Great Commission
Hands
I The Breather
Ilia
In The Midst Of Lions
Jeff Elbel + Ping
Jeremy Kadinger
Kerosene Halo
The Last Hope
Lauren Mann And The Fairly Odd Folk
Leper
Listener
The Lost Dogs
Lust Control
Man Made Hell
Manafest
Massive Scar Era
Men As Trees Walking
Mike Mains & The Branches
Michael Roe
My Epic
Nathan Stiteler
Ocean Is Theory
Oh Sister, Oh Brother

by aaronweissisamazing. July 17, 2011

corners freight train

Slang for a mountain bike that holds the trail exceptionally well on a downhill run.

Bob - "How did that Yeti demo at Highland?"

Biff - "Dude it's a sick ride! Corners freight train but a little light in the ass for my taste"

Bob - "Word? I gotta run one soon. I like light!"

by chrisking5150 December 3, 2010

cornersack

the spot between your balls and your asshole

ex. 1: your prostate gland, it feels good when you rub it
ex. 2: if you're gonna rape me, you better stick it in my cornersack! negro can't even rape me right!

by analsexlover February 20, 2005

cornering

What an obses conservative female blogger does with a fellow obese male blogger's penis to celebrate an off year election win by a few conservative candidates.

Kathryn:

I'm just trying to suck Jonah into election-night Cornering.

Jonah: I'd love to, but I've already cornered myself to pictues of Chris Christie's teddy bear splendor

by Erick Erickson November 4, 2009