fart constipation

When u need to fart and it just doesn't happen !

I really need to fart but it's not happening I think I have fart constipation

by Jesslaffo September 28, 2014

alcohol constipation

It means when you eat before going out and drink your life away. Then you wake up the following day feeling constipated and really have to go poop. But you can not because all the alcohol got sucked in to the food that you ate the night before.

Maria: I ate so much food and took too many shots. I think that was a bad idea.

Joce: Why?!

Maria: Because... I feel that I have alcohol constipation.

by Kimdizzle September 4, 2012

sexually constipated

the act of 'not gettin any'

Joshua hasn't gotten lad in 2 months. He's sexually constipated.

by the black avenger March 31, 2010

mental constipation

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.

He's got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!

by Robodok January 7, 2009

Emotionally Constipated

Finding yourself in a position where you just don’t give a shit!

emotion emotions emotionally constipated given up don’t care

Kirk was told he was getting fired, but felt emotionally constipated about the situation!

by PameLegend June 18, 2019

Reverse constipation

You know that feeling when you're in bed and you have that hard and throbing sensation in your asshole that feels like you're taking a shit but instead it's crawling right back up there to go make a nest for its Satan babies.

To have a dick stuck up your ass making it feel like reverse constipation

by LetMeGoTokyoDemons March 28, 2016

Occupational Constipation

When you just can't give a shit about something at work. This is usually due to seeing wonderful new programs fall on their faces time and time again.

Worker 1: Hey, did you see we're having a raffle to win plastic water guns?! You get tickets by bringing in school supplies!!!! It's such a great idea!
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.

by Dilberto, Prince of Mierda August 26, 2013