constipacramp

a type of fecal matter that causes the rectal sphincter expand more than the desired amout causing pain and in some cases rectal bleeding

"guys i have just had an really bad constipacramp"

"that constipacramp almost killed me"

by TheGuyWhoLikesPurple October 19, 2012

conshiterate

Being considerate when you shit in a public bathroom.
Examples: not peeing on the lid, not wiping your ass over the lid, not leaving marks on the bowl, not leaving pubes on the lid, not using all the toilet paper, not forgetting to flush, not leaving a clogged toilet.

Wendy was really conshiterate after using the bathroom today.

by Llort November 19, 2014

Conshitter

Consider the shitness

Conshitter this party

by Ashtrays tazer December 5, 2014

constipooted

constipated with gas, not poop. That full feeling in your colon that feels like poop but it's really gas.

I felt constipooted and couldn't get the gas out.

by alyssad September 21, 2014

Constipunted

The feeling when you try to come up with a pun, but are getting nothing.

When I was trying to come up with the name for the definition, I couldn't think of a pun. I was constipunted.

by OhLookItsMax January 30, 2017

constipregnant

When a woman is both constipated and pregnant at the same time

Man your wife is constipregnant

by thescarletspider1001001 December 1, 2017

constipator

A food which is difficult to digest and actually inhibit bowel movements.

Pizza is a constipator. Cheese is difficult to digest and the tomato sauce and the cheese prevent the top side of the dough from being baked.

by but for February 9, 2018