Confused Condom

Confused Condom; When you have sex with a chick and you don't know where to put the condom after.

Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.

Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.

by Naseknows December 13, 2009

confused-as-fuck

Fucking confused.

After seeing that theory for space-time travel, I was confused-as-fuck.

by acutebuny October 21, 2013

conceited asshole

A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.

Jill feels the need to constantly remind Jack about her superior I.Q. by being a conceited asshole.

by Huggyman November 5, 2015

Confused

A guy\girl you can't get out of your head 24 thinking about them it's unfair, in two minds like I wish I never met her/him so why can't he/she be mine all the time. Feeling like you wanna cry when they around to feeling overjoyed .getting kinda pissed off with them because they know exactly what they doing and it's probably just a fucked up game. It's torture and it's messed up I don't know what to do just want to talk to them but also just want them out my life. Wanting to end a friendship or keep it going so you can see him/her.

Confused

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 7, 2019

confused stonks

stonks that does a action to to obtain a certain result, but works in a unexpected way giving a weird and different yet still positive result

i sue my self for suicide attempt for 10k and win. confused stonks

by patcat November 11, 2019

Thorndike Confused Cat

Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation.

Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.

by Tawd the Bawler October 11, 2011

dazed and confused

The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.

Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007