Computer virus

A computer virus is a type of malicious software, it can take on many forms. from a fake antivirus software to a trojan.

There are 3 critical stages to a virus

The infection

The payload

The execution phase

The infection stage starts when the user getting the virus installs the virus on the target's computer

The payload activates when the infection mechanism executes the virus

The execution starts when the payload is released.

Guy 1: *installs a virus*

Antivirus: You have a virus.

Guy 1: removes the virus

Guy 1: learns to never install computer viruses from phishy websites

by pejafme February 2, 2019

School Computer

Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.

Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021

OK Computer

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"Hey Alexa, play songs from OK Computer"
"Playing songs from OK Computer"
*Starts Crying*

by whatismyname182 March 21, 2022

Colin The Computer

Colin is the computer in DHMIS, a well known YouTube series. His first appearance is in episode 4.

Man, his cosplay of Colin The Computer is amazing!

by What am I doing with life July 27, 2018

Computing News

News about technology and anything that involved computers.

IPAD is the best computing news this year.

by Computing February 7, 2010

Commuter Whore

This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho

(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.

by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010

Poop Commute

The act of pooping in one toilet and commuting pants less to the next to finish.

Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.

by Jbyron9696 February 22, 2011