Dry Compressor

The machine accidentally used on Barry Chuckle (of chuckle brothers fame) that sucked the moisture from his face. The machine has since been discontinued.

Look, he's been in the Dry Compressor!

by Paul Chuckle BBC November 22, 2010

No Comprende

No comprende is a illegal immigrant worker who, by his own claim, does not understand.

Eyewitnesses claim that he did not comprende.

His vocabulary consists of two words, no, and comprende.

Student- Ahh my legs! Somone call 911! *falls over* Help Me!

No comprende- No comprende

Mico- You wake up like this papi

No comprende- No comprende

by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011

comode terrorist

someone who takes a massive dump thus having the appearence that one has nuked the toilet.

Boy Mrs. G sure ripped the restroom up, shes a comode terrorist. Yea a real toilet ripper!

by krysta s September 8, 2008

Comprehension

Understanding

beyond comprehension of human mind

by admirer85 June 15, 2019

colmore

a trash hacker

like the hacker of school recycle bins

by annie April 29, 2004

comprendes

its spanish for 'know what i mean?'

yes, you can have a polish dog, but we put a
"special ingredient" in it, comprendes?

by beejabeeja January 22, 2007

Compression shorts

Athletic underwear that look like shiny boxer-briefs and are supposed to function the same as a jockstrap (support/protect the testes) but don't. Fit awkwardly and strenuous activity causes your junk to move around which leads to lots of awkward adjusting. Have become very popular with young men around the country who wouldn't be caught dead wearing a jockstrap in the locker room, even if it men't wearing something as uncomfortable and ineffective as Compression Shorts.

Teammate: Yo, no one wears jocks anymore bro. You need to hit up some compression shorts. Shit be stylin. Yolo.

by maximim July 26, 2012