commit atrocities

Another way for someone to say they want to have sex

Would you like to commit atrocities with me?

by [REEDACTED] September 27, 2022

Commit to the Mitt

A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."

by Jbb223 January 1, 2014

committing king

Sending so many texts to your friend/enemy to the point where they just wanna throw their damn iPhone or tablet or computer across both the Pacific ocean and Atlantic ocean

WTF?!?!?!
Why're you committing king???

by s22jjames December 17, 2018

Committing Templicide

To purposefully die in the game Temple Run.

"Dude, I got to 4 million on Temple Run, but I got tired so I started committing templicide."

by caro...7788 February 22, 2012

Commit of death

A giant inconvience for everyone. When someone modifies all the files in a project and everyone has to merge. It's the commit of death (or Cod for short). Every developer knows and hates it.

Steven: "Yo man, Alex pushed a giant commit of death last night."
Michael: "Aw fuck man, i'll have to merge again after that Cod for sure."
Steven: "I had to as well, i hate this guy."

by KitsuneAlex September 6, 2022

Committing a Gary

when someone ends up like Gary.

(A Way Out reference)

person 1: "OH MY GOD insert person/character here's DEAD"
person 2: "Lmao they're Committing a Gary"

by GoldieVelviet October 17, 2023

Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.

Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!

by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019