Coffigens

The mental and physical stamina derived from the caffeine in hot office coffee.

Dude there is no way I'm getting this presentation done tonight without coffigens.

or

Man I am laggin, I need some coffigens

or

Jeeze dude I just hit the 3-o'clock wall I need coffigens in a hurry...

by Hunkasaurus Chunk May 14, 2009

nail in the coffin

The death of the rapper, Benzino! Eminem fucking spit bar-after-bar right at his throat, each diss more savage than the last! The line where Benzino just died instantly was:

Slap my mom! Slap the fuck out of her
She can't sue you, she wouldn't get a buck out of ya
'Cause you're broke as fuck, you suck, you're a fuckin' joke
If you was really sellin' coke, well, then what the fuck
You stop for, dummy? If you slew some crack
You'd make a lot more money than you do from rap

It was too much for Benzino to handle! RIP Benzino!

Eminem put a nail in the coffin and ended Benzino!

by I'm Obsessed With Your Mother February 12, 2020

Locker Combination

A womans measurements

Laura had a big ol bootie, her locker combination was, 36-24-38

by SirHC510 August 30, 2006

Coffin Dodgers

Coffin Dodgers were an American heavy rock band from New Jersey. They played together from 1999 to 2006. During that time they released 3 CD's, one 7" record, and a rare 5 song cassette. They were usually associated with stoner rock or punk rock.

Coffin Dodgers were one of South Jerseys first stoner rock bands.

by Tallcan Records April 15, 2009

Kiddie Coffin

A coffin ment for little kids who no ones likes, fuck ups that no one like, or stupid fucks who die by commiting suicide or die by some dumbfuck way.

Dad: Bitch make me a sandwich!
Son: Fuck you dad, suck my balls!
Dad: thats it you little spear chucker, your goin into the kiddie coffin!
Son: NO daddy no!!!!

by No gay in HOMO April 7, 2008

combing the carpet

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.

vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

Comfart

Noun: A fart that relieves tension and makes one feel more at ease; a comforting fart.

The comfart during the big test was relieving for her.

by cheddarz October 25, 2010