confused brown dirt star

Hillary clinton

She is a bitchsquealer and a confused brown dirt star

by Dinosaureggs July 25, 2015

confused meme

That moment when the avocado was not in the refrigerator.

The confused meme surprised everyone.

by TosterOven January 29, 2017

confused colonial

When a student at one college wears clothes supporting another college.

Look at that confused colonial wearing a Harvard shirt when we go to LSU.

by SadestPotato October 23, 2017

coffsket

When the coffin meets the casket and more importantly if you're unsure of the appropriate term to use in the given mourning situation.

"Grandma just passed, which coffsket would y ou like?"

"It doesn't matter how much it cost Susan, the coffsket will do what it's designed to do; either way... 6ft under."

by Trixie Mitchellson February 1, 2018

Confusex

Philosophical sex guru

I have a new mantra during sex after meeting with a Confusex.

by TobiaSH January 4, 2019

confusimicating

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/

adjective

Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.

verb

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/

To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.

My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.

When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

cogussy

A enemy from Toontown Online's pussy

To defeat the VP, you throw pies into his cogussy.

by Cogs in Toontown August 29, 2022