colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.

Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.

by yellowboy July 27, 2005

cocked

It's that little sound it makes when you load a gun or rifle.

I cocked my gun and was ready for action.

by Rockerone April 17, 2004

Beddy Cocker

A chick who is always ready to go to bed for cock!

Pamela Anderson and Angolina Jolie, now there's two prime examples of Beddy Cocker.

by Sharon Stone June 30, 2006

Cockerel

The name of a young male chicken.

I learned how to handle them first-hand when one of my brothers acquired a magnificent white cockerel and five sandy brown hens.

by Arietta November 29, 2011

Cockels

The genitals of a Dragon.

I sliced his fucking cockels with a long and shiny blade

by E- dog June 30, 2008

cocken

To get screwed over resulting in bad perfomance.

When I quit my job before I had another lined up, I ended up giving myself the cocken.

Oh man, that car just cut you off before the intersection! You got the cocken!

by WuBang3R January 19, 2006

cockathon

Like a marathon but with cocks.

Ah i see you have been training for the london cockathon.
Ah yes, it took me while, but i think i am ready.

by Patrick McGuinness September 16, 2007