clitoris

a sensitive piece of skin that can give you an orgasm

I was playing around on my pussy and I was messing with my clit and got an orgasm

by horny girl July 15, 2005

Clitorisaurus

A female sexual organ that has been enlarged to allow a woman to fuck a man. It is typically elicited by men who have acted like jerks or pussies.

Michael was being such an impotent douche, Laura had to summon her clitorisaurus to put him in his place.

by Alpha Zulu April 1, 2010

Webbed Clitoris

An increasingly common insult at my school. Originally started when a boy, who is known to have webbed feet, got defensive when someone said to him during a playful argument "Yeah, well you got webbed feet!" After thinking for a few seconds, his retaliation was "Yeah, well you've got a webbed clitoris!" The insult is actually very weak and doesn't actually mean anything in this context, but if you wish to start saying to people "you've got a webbed clitoris" just to see the confused look on their face, there isn't anything stopping you!

Female teen: Ya mum's fatter than those twins riding motorbikes!
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah well YOUR mum's so ugly when she applied to the circus, the freaks blew chunks!"
Female teen: Yeah, well you got webbed feet! FACT!"
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah, well you got a webbed clitoris!
Female teen: *gives boy awkward look* er...what?
Boy with webbed feet: OWNED.

by Butt o'secks March 23, 2008

Clintonize

Background:

Bill Clinton was a Unique President...in many ways....so his legacy follows.

Definition:

To deliberately attempt to obfuscate or muddy the waters regarding an affirmation that is in essence arbitrary in nature.

You are a LIAR!

Define 'lie'?

Do not Clintonize the matter! (Lying is for the most part an arbitrary action: you lied or you did not lie)

by IronBrand April 4, 2005

Inverted Clitoris Cheeks

The act of taking one's fingers and putting them inside the clit then gripping and pulling gently outward towards the knees. For this process to continue, a male must ejaculate into the folds of the fleshy gooch. Once this has been completed, fold the clitoris into itself as if you are folding a cream cheese wonton and then insert it back into the vaginal canal.

Toby: "Oh my goodness! I just aced my math test!"
Laura: "Inverted clitoris cheeks."

by Michael Literis December 18, 2019

clitoralectomy

The inhumane practice of removing a woman's clitoris. Was used in USA to combat chronic masterbation in the 1800's- early 1900's. Currently used in African and middle eastern countries as a deterrant to promiscuity. Extreme practices also remove the labia and sew the wound up to only a match sized hole.
After each child, the wound is sewed up again, to give the muslem husband that new pussy feel.

Many forms of genital mutilation occur, but one of the saddest is a clitoralectomy.

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

Orange Clitoris

The female equivalent of blue balls. What happens when a female does not reach orgasm during sex.

Girl:OMG are you done?!
Guy: Yeah, wasn't that great?!
Girl: Yeah, so great i just got orange clitoris!

by Safuraliciouslydeliciously August 22, 2008