cleptolighteria

a compulsion to steal other people's lighters

hey, my lighter's gone. must've been greg, he's got cleptolighteria.

by Natty Westside September 11, 2011

Cleptokeramikipapiomaniac

Aversion to steal ceramic ducks, mainly from relative houses. From greek "clepto" (to steal), "keramiki" (ceramic), "papio" (duck), mania.

Kinda cleptokeramikipapiomaniac you are!

by Lord Suru August 28, 2014

Clesting

Gentle caressing of the ball sack

I'm Clesting right now

by Clestman February 13, 2015

Cleat feet

The sensation of pain in your toes after playing a long game in your cleats/spikes. May result in blisters, callouses, or red patches of skin that also cause pain.

After 5 softball games I had a severe case of cleat feet!!!

by Taylib April 19, 2015

clawtrap

When a cat rolls onto its belly as though its wanting you to pet its belly. The cat has now turned into a Clawtrap.

Bob: "What happened to your hand?"
Marry: "Oh nothing, Mittens Clawtrapped me again."

by Springtrap July 8, 2015

Cleftism

(pronoun) A theoretical movement that combines facets of the left with vintage pictures of Californian weather girls cleavage

Hell, last night's of prime time Cleftism made a huge dent in my man sized tissues.

by Portable Chaoz November 16, 2016

cleptocracy

Government where where important policies, often surreptitiously, aim at increasing the incomes and wealth of a small minority at the expense of a large majority.

The donations of the stinking rich Koch brothers make many see the Trump administration and the congressional majority as a cleptocracy in spite of the professed concern for the middle classes.

by Wryface July 31, 2017