chump squeeze

The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)

My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Chump-Diggity

1)A person who acts in a non-subservient manner and tends to get pleasure out of annoying others

2)A person who doesn't know what Chump-Diggity means

3)Average person

-Tends to utter the phrase "takeitoffurbandictionary!" frequently in a slurred manner

The herd of Chump-Diggities could be heard screaming "takeitoffurbandictionary!" three counties away.

Look at that Chump-Diggity, he doesn't know what Chump-Diggity means.

Why is the world flooded with Chump-Diggities?!

by Communist Roll'd March 29, 2010

chump squad

A group of people who think they are cool by having parties with one case of beer for 15 people and then throw up.

Pat had a huge chump squad party at his house and took down two beers, one for him, and one for his pussy.

by lths100 November 14, 2005

ump chump

A player of Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that exclusively uses the UMP45 sub machine gun. This player will probably also have fall camo and a silencer.

MattiePOSDaddy just killed the whole enemy team with the UMP45? What an ump chump!

by mattiethedrummer616 September 19, 2010

chump juice

a beverage;typically the choice made by chumps. Always served in a bottle.

Go drink your chump juice, you chumpette.

by LOLROFLCOPTERZ!111 November 16, 2009

chump-humpin'

When an unfamiliar guy (a.k.a. "chump") comes up behind a woman on the dance floor and starts grinding away on her behind, waving to his buddies, getting off on the fact that he'd never be able to get this close otherwise...

"Lisa, I gotta get off this dance floor - there's this guy that's been chump-humpin' on me all night and he's creepin' me out!!"

by Miss Aim October 16, 2008

Bubba Chumped

When one is too high to function under the influence of cannabis.

“Here gilbert bro, im fuckinnn bubba chumped”

by Yerboy01 April 1, 2019