choad

Footwarts on toast, mixed with a good amount of Podge juice can create the ultimate Simon 'Beast' Shuttleworth. To lambaste or to wallpaper paste..
podge shuttleworth fookwart

Podge came in and podged shuttleworth over the desk..

by Adamo March 17, 2005

choade

(Regional - Western Canada)Come. Jism. Man juice.

Eat my choade, gearbox.

by real_loopy June 28, 2005

choad

Ball or drop of semen attatched to the penis or testes, usually after masturbation.

"Or you can lick the choads off my nuts after your mom jerks me tomorrow!" said Tommy.

by tames September 5, 2005

choad

The little flap of skin that connects the penis to the ballsack. (NOT the same as gooch, or taint)

"She licked my balls and dick, then she started flicking my choad with her tongue! It was awesome!"

by Carl Betty October 24, 2006

choad

a square freaky dick

brian bell can't keep his hands off his choad

by joe April 7, 2004

Choad

a person or thing that is short

my pants are so choad
hey choad!
sam is such a choad

by k-lynn February 3, 2005

Choad

Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004