the cattle are out

an expression used when something goes horribly wrong, such as 15000 dollars worth of cattle heading for the field

Mike,why are your cattle in the garden? Ahh goddamit the cattle are out, help me befor they get into the field.

by mn., November 8, 2003

Calling the cattle

To vomit while drunk in a loud and glorious manner.

"Hey, where's Tom?"
"He's calling the cattle"
"Huh. Yeah. He looked pretty wasted."

by Frankie Pistlekahk September 18, 2007

Splatten and Chatten

When one is texting, facebooking, tweeting and/or responding to e-mails while sitting on the toilet.

I solved a lot of the world problems while I was splatten and chatten.

by Hawtex February 10, 2015

ass chatter

When one has gas that produces a series of short, loud farts.

The Taco Bell I ate for lunch gave me a bad case of the ass chatter.

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

sigma cattle

A derrogatory nickname for the sorority called Sigma Kappa, which is comprise mostly of unattractive, overweight girls.

The Delts get a $25 fine for setting foot on Sigma Cattle property.

by Sunny December 25, 2003

cattle prod

Similar to the donkey punche, while doing a girl from behind, when your about to come, you whip out a tazer and hit her right in the small of her back. You hold on tight as she goes into spasms and tighetens up while you blow your load. A great way to break up with someone!

After I gave her a she never talked to me anymore

by Dr.Biggs February 4, 2004

Swedish Cattle Prod

Take some type of hot peppery substance and place on your finger and insert it into anothers ass.

When my girlfriend acts bad I give her the Swedish Cattle Prod.

by The V.I.P. October 31, 2006