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Chaffed

Pertaining to the anti-radar decoy employed by the military whereby aircraft deploy cluster clouds of fine metal shavings in order to simulate decoy target objects.

Usually applied to mechanical drivetrain parts, but can be used in reference to anything which has been utterly destroyed to the point that it mostly consists of shattered or shredded fragments.
Frank that's the second one of those hubs that you've chaffed, you fucking animal.
by Voyd_naught February 12, 2019
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Ass chafe

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.
Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.
by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017
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Loomis Chaffee Boys

Loomis Chaffee Boys are from a boarding school in Windsor, CT. How to be one is quite simple: be an absolute dick head to women to make up for your small penis and closeted homosexuality. Additionally, you should try to be a double, if not, triple repeat; meaning you are a sophomore and 18. Preferably going for girls who are 3-5 years younger than you. Throw in a shitty mullet.
White Girl 1: Have you ever spoken to a Loomis Chaffee Boys?
White Girl 2: God no, I can't stand mullets and men who treat me like shit.
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chafe

A person or event that figuratively "rubs the wrong way."
"He is such a chafe."
"This math exam is such a chafe."
"Dude, you're chafing so hard right now."
by incognito August 9, 2004
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chaff

A radar countermeasure; a cloud of material which creates a cluster of false targets that swamps enemy radar, diverting attacks away from the primary target.
"So basically, Sarah Palin was deployed as chaff to draw fire away from McCain."
"Well, that figures--McCain is a military pilot after all."
by weskimcom October 24, 2008
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carfish

Redheaded girl who loves swimming, is able to move through the water with ease, some would say almost fish-like. Despite the fact you would think that one would need to be in excellent condition to swim apparently that isn't entirely correct. The elusive carfish hates cardio with a passion and makes sure to bring it up every time she has to walk up even 1 step or travel more than 40 feet at a time. The carfish is also very gullible but somehow pretty smart as well so you need to watch out. This is quite a perplexing and rare creature indeed.
The young carfish was able to complete a lap in the pool in record time
by VR4 June 18, 2017
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choad chafer

a pair of extra tight Wrangler jeans
Man, look at that cowboy's choad chafers!
by Lesley P. November 23, 2006
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