chardleflap

When your sitting on that dick and fanny fart so hard it creates a ripple.

him: Was that an earthquake?
her: No, daddy... it was a chardleflap…
him: Get the fuck out of my house.

by Dink in your Sink October 8, 2019

laughing charles

a sex act where a guy shoots his load into a girls mouth. Before she spits or swallows, he tells her a funny joke, causing the jizz to shoot out of the girls nose.

Jenks; dude, last night kelsey wanted to know what a laughing charles was, but her friend matt stopped it from happening

Sam; that woulda been funny

by jenkswithacamaro July 9, 2009

Saint Charles Plague

Text message generated Swine flu hysteria, or a good reason to skip school.

Q: I heard 900 some kids called in sick in Saint Charles today, how'd that happen?

A: Nice weather outside, Swine flu in the news, text messaging technology.... all added up a Saint Charles Plague (OPPORTUNITY)!

by MULIDO October 23, 2009

James Charles'd

To pretend you accidentally leaked your nudes on to social media, and act like it was a mistake.

James: Kim are those your nudes!
Kim: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS, Silly me.
James: You James Charles'd, didn't you?
Kim: No.........

by Eat The lemon John August 25, 2019

prince charles of wales

ugly, god awful piece of shit that should rot in the bottom of a hippopotamus' arse

prince charles definiton; pigfaced manwhore
"i want to run over prince charles of wales with a motorcycle multiple times"
"i hope prince charles shit glass and wash his ass with alcohol"

by anneboleyn61 December 6, 2021

Charles-Antoine

Most awesome guy in the whole universe. He already defeated Chuck Norris, twice. He is also the most perfect guy a girl could ever want.

Have you ever met the nicest guy ever?
If you're talking about Charles-Antoine, definately.

by pineeapplee February 4, 2010

Charleigh

Charleigh is so gorgeous , she makes everyone smile and always listens to all there problems , charleigh appears to be very happy however on the inside she is always upset . Charleigh is thicc , big bum and allll the curves. Charleigh is very nice but if you rub her up the wrong way she will get very angy, charleigh is the type of person who wouldn't be afraid to speak there mind weather it be her boss , teacher or family .

Charleigh your so pretty

by 123321crue November 29, 2018