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Chalamps

Chalamps <noun> Synonyms: Anything you want

"Chalamps" is a non-word. It represents whatever you want it to. Most often the listener/ listeners in your conversation will derive from it whatever meaning he/she wills. Please see the example for further clarity.
Please note the following examples are all tried and tested:

Two people talking. One guy wants to leave.

"Hey man I gotta get going I've got a Chalamps, and it can't wait."

"Oh, er, ok... Cool. Later"

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The point of Chalamps is to use it to achieve whatever goal you desire, conversationally. It works especially well when harassed by salesmen. They will never admit they do not understand the word, so instead let you go, feeling awkward:

Girl selling drinks:

"Hey guys do you wanna buy a shot of patrone?"

"I'm sorry love, my throat's burning because I've got a chalamps and Patrone would just aggravate it."

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Chalamps should be used to stimulate your creativity further as you become more adept at using it:

"Hey man, you can't park here!"

"Oh no it's fine, I spoke to Peter, and he told me if I came to drop off the Chalamps before 12 or after 1, I could, but had to make it quick otherwise the Chloon elasticity would degrade, obviously."
by Adabisi, the violent July 1, 2010
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chalga

Chalga is the triumph of mediocrity, plagiarism and hairy sweating armpits, Fuck it!
The best for me is being along with two men at the same time (fuck em)
by gunguru April 11, 2005
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chalantly

To remove the non from a word to seem cool, but really just piss everyone off.
Ammar said chalantly.
by DesiDaroo January 15, 2011
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Timothée Chalamet

Friend: Who is Timothée Chalamet?
Me: Oh, he´s the gay twink of our generation, the one who does that dance with his shoulders while "Play date" by Melani Martini is playing
by gay_super_gay May 14, 2020
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Chalea

a girl with this name is usually very creative. she is usually a very loyal and kind girl but can be easily irritated-especially with those that do not pronounce her name correctly as a girl with this name does not think it is that hard to actualy pronounce- but for those who can't it is pronounced SHAY-LEE. yes it sounds chinease but actually isn't and the knowledge of where the name comes from is unknown.
by blar123 August 11, 2011
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Challahback Girl

khah-luh, hah, bak gurl
-noun
1. A female Jewish cheerleader.
She is a challahback girl.
by Hildy St. James March 19, 2009
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