parisian cat nap

to lounge about and sleep in a slinky, sensual, catlike manner, particularly after masturbation, and, favorably, followed by a cigarette.

"Yo, sorry I'm late, I was taking a Parisian cat nap

by poogesaurus June 27, 2018

Yoghurt catapult

A sex act where at the point of jizzing the penis is held down and released so the semen is catapulted.

John: totally did the Yoghurt Catapult last night
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.

by Socratov January 11, 2022

Croatian Catapult

The act of inserting your flaccid penis into your own rectum and then becoming sexually aroused causing the penis to snap out of the anus and launch shit onto one's chest and chin.

Gave my self the Croatian Catapult last night, a treat superb.

by Lumpy44 August 28, 2022

Bulgarian Catapult

The act of cumming deep in a hoes throat and proceeding to punch her stiffly in the diaphragm. This causes the nut to shoot out of her mouth like the before mentioned catapult.

There was a spider on the ceiling so I Bulgarian catapulted her so I could encase it in cum!

by Whoocat April 13, 2023

A Sad Catapanda

From ' The Hungary Caterpillar' used to convey sarcasm. Can be used when an event goes badly or in response to a undesirable statement.

Example 1:

Some stole my bike. This makes me a sad catapanda.

Example 2:

Tim: "What's with him?"
Jim "Ignore him, hes a sad catapanda at the moment"

by XShadowKratosX August 16, 2010

The New England Catapult

When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.

Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.

by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019

catnip

weed for cats, and including the slang terms: the temp, sanyo, cat-juice, jenga, hard rock, printing, bottling, on the chips, glittering, E-ing, snowballing, Oprah Winfrey, and lidd nipping

Guy1- dude my cat was totally oprah winfreying on the sanyo yestersday.
Guy2-really how bad?
Guy1-yah he was e-ing all over the place after that catnip i got him.

by the lidd nipper December 4, 2009