cacty the cactus

a cactus that is actually a reincarnation of our lord and savior.

yo cacty the cactus is like, jesus man

by MilesShrekDaddy September 13, 2019

Cactus Patch

A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.

Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.

"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."

by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009

calcuslap

to slap somebody in the face with a calculator. perhaps you had a calculator in your hand, or to show intellectual superiority. pretty much the highest form of domination. often results in bleeding.

1. Moron - derr, i really suck.
Smart kid - calcuslapped!
2. dumbass - hehe! i'm gonna act like a retard!
other dude - don't do that, or i'll calcuslap you.

by Oddy October 15, 2005

cactus

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Caucus

(n) Latin for: "The only time anyone give's a damn about Iowa"

It's time for the Caucus

by Chris Moyer February 27, 2008

cactus crack

Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.

"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"

by CCrack July 24, 2006

cactus_balloon

a boy who makes piggy memes and his roblox account is his user for youtube and he has kids not in irl tho

the best youtuber is this dude cactus_balloon

by joshdub October 25, 2020