Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.

DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019

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caned

British Slang
1- To win or achieve something, often over an obstacle, challenge or opponent.
2- To upsurp or eat something completely. To gobble some food.

Definition 1: I caned that exam.

I caned everyone in the class running race.

Definition 2: Where did my biscuits go?
Bob caned them.

by spearfroth September 15, 2020

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Canned Corn

When someone says gives the same corny response everytime.

"How's your day going?"
"Better now"
"Don't give me that canned corn, how are you really doing"
"Honestly, I'm surprised I got out of bed today"

by Ianthevedge April 21, 2021

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Pussy Chained

Worst than being pussy whipped, to practically be living property of the pussy, when your girl is more like your mother and prevents you from doing any kind of activities with the homies.

Wow wish we could hangout with our homie, but we can't cause he so pussy chained.

by Dirty Defined April 7, 2015

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(Verb)

When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.

I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.

by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019

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