A depraved sex act which involves inserting the stanley cup in to a womens ass. Then soaking your penis in maple syrup. Sticking the maple syrup up her vagina. then takeing your maple syrup soaked penis and comencing to throat fuck the women all while humming "oh canada"
Thanks stephen colbert
Thanks stephen colbert
guy 1: you know that Rachel girl?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: dude i gave her the complete canadas history last night!
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: dude i gave her the complete canadas history last night!
by That fatguy February 4, 2010
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You can normally tell Candace everything and she will never judge you.
Sometimes she likes to be outgoing and crazy but other times she just a geek at home in her glasses and sweatpants. She loves the beach and often makes up stories to match the situation...but it's ok because you love her.
Candace is also one of the most prettiest girls: blonde, green eyes, and quite muscular.
You can normally tell Candace everything and she will never judge you.
Sometimes she likes to be outgoing and crazy but other times she just a geek at home in her glasses and sweatpants. She loves the beach and often makes up stories to match the situation...but it's ok because you love her.
Candace is also one of the most prettiest girls: blonde, green eyes, and quite muscular.
Me: Candace can I tell you something?
Candace: Wha?
Me: You'll always be my best friend and we'll grow up and be those 100 year old grandmas who go to the beach, tan, surf, and act like we're still 17.
Candace: Wha?
Me: You'll always be my best friend and we'll grow up and be those 100 year old grandmas who go to the beach, tan, surf, and act like we're still 17.
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Makes mine and truely all of our worlds go round.
Shes truely lovely.
Makes mine and truely all of our worlds go round.
Shes truely lovely.
by SpoonHugger December 12, 2008
Get the Candace mug."My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.
This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005
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