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Canadas History

A depraved sex act which involves inserting the stanley cup in to a womens ass. Then soaking your penis in maple syrup. Sticking the maple syrup up her vagina. then takeing your maple syrup soaked penis and comencing to throat fuck the women all while humming "oh canada"
Thanks stephen colbert
guy 1: you know that Rachel girl?

Guy 2: yeah.

Guy 1: dude i gave her the complete canadas history last night!
by That fatguy February 4, 2010
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Candace

A Candace is the girl you can talk to about anything. She might seem shy at first but when you get to know her you realize that she's hilarious and has the weirdest sense of humor.

You can normally tell Candace everything and she will never judge you.

Sometimes she likes to be outgoing and crazy but other times she just a geek at home in her glasses and sweatpants. She loves the beach and often makes up stories to match the situation...but it's ok because you love her.

Candace is also one of the most prettiest girls: blonde, green eyes, and quite muscular.
Me: Candace can I tell you something?

Candace: Wha?

Me: You'll always be my best friend and we'll grow up and be those 100 year old grandmas who go to the beach, tan, surf, and act like we're still 17.
by lovemybestfriend August 21, 2012
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Canadaphobe

A person who is ridiculously afraid of the country of Canada and its people. Aka, a loser.
Friend 1: Hey wanna go skiing in Canada?

Friend 2: No way man, I'm a Canadaphobe!
by Pink Ranger (Canadaphile) November 17, 2010
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Cannabis Candace

She is sexy, intelligent, funny as hell, smartass and a fucking stoner! And she gets along with just about everybody. Also she's very upfront and if somethings on her mind, she'll speak it.
o0o0ooh SHIT! She's goin Cannabis Candace on dat bitch!!
by the illest bitch March 30, 2009
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sleep country canada

a canadian mattress store with an unforgetable jingle
Singing - "sleep country canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else?"
by girl1981 July 21, 2008
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Candace

Most amazing girl in the world.

Makes mine and truely all of our worlds go round.

Shes truely lovely.
matt: how was your day?
me: amazing. Candace let the sun come up today, she brightens my day.<3
by SpoonHugger December 12, 2008
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my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005
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