bumper

a booty, typically female

pull up to my bumper

by fizzle March 24, 2004

Bummer Dude

A term used to indicate that an unfortunate event happened to one of your friends and you do not really feel sorry, but you feel sorry enough to tell them bummer dude

Guy 1: Man, I just failed my final
Guy 2: Bummer Dude

by realgood December 11, 2009

Bumberchunk

A large overweight man, often bearded.

“take a look at that disgusting bumberchunk”

by Saggy ballbag October 12, 2019

bummers are deaf

a cracking joke to play on your mates, it has to be said quickly and slightly disguised so the victim doesnt hear what you are saying and says 'eh' or 'what'

whilst in conversation with someone, see if you can catch them out, ie

Person 1: you know what they say, bummmers are deaf (remember, disguise it slightly)

Person 2: Eh

Person 1: Bummers Are Deaf
Person 2: What

Contine until you have to declare that they are indeed deaf therefor they are bummers

by Marc Randles February 2, 2008

bumper to bumper

When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam

Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.

by Marcelo Rodrigues August 4, 2007

bumper hung

Being stuck behind a slow moving car with nobody in front of them and unable to make a safe lane change. The traffic in the other lane is moving too quickly to make the lane change.

I'd try to get in the fast lane, but I'm bumper hung.

The left lane is going at 65mph, but I'm in the right lane going 30 behind a Buick with grandpa behind the wheel.

by Akhilesh Patel May 8, 2007

cunt bumpers

Two women who engage in the act of cunt bumping.

Ellen Degeneres and Rosie Odonell are two famous cunt bumpers.

by theJAW June 26, 2008