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bumping fur

The act of two unshaven women performing vagina to vagina sex, also known as scissoring.
"Damn you should of been there when me and Jessica were bumping fur, I think I know what gender I truly want now."
by Dropgun Favouritism. May 2, 2014
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Bummy Behavior

The behavior of someone that expresses the actions of being bummy (acting foolish; being obtuse).
"You're going to try to scam the machine out of 3 dollars? That's bummy behavior!"
by TeironTV March 24, 2019
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Coopa Bump

This is a game that applies to Mini Coopers. Just as you would punch a friend's arms after seeing a Beetle Volkswagen car while saying "Punch Buggy yellow, no punch back", you would BUMP your arm into your friend's arm while saying "Coopa bump green, no bump back! if you see a Mini Cooper car" (Google it if you don't know what kind of car that is)

The same rule applies:

-You say license to avoid one mini cooper
-You have to say "no bump back" to avoid your friend viciously bumping you back
-Just have good ol' fun attacking your buddies and annoying siblings

This game was created by a competitive couple (A & C) who need more than Punch Buggies to win against each other in their games. See Vespa as well.
"Coopa bump (color of the car), no bump back!"

Elle and Tee are walking down the street one sunny morning. Suddenly, Ann sees a black mini cooper driving down the block. She bumped into his arm, shouting"Coopa bump black, no bump back!"
Curt: Aw, man you got me again.

Ann wins again for the day
by Dorkis T November 26, 2013
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Muffin Bumping

The act of two lesbians smashing their vaginas together in order to recieve sexual gratification.
Hey Nicole you down for some muffin bumping?

Sure, I'll bring my Melissa Ethridge CD!
by edenri July 2, 2016
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Suck the chrome off a bumper

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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bumperfucker

Someone who does not respect the safe and proper distance between automobiles. Known as a
(1)tailgaiter or
(2)reverse tailgaiter.
(1) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There is no one around. A car gets on the highway behind you and quickly accelerates to 65. He is soon on your tail, and could easily pass you, but instead he rides your ass for the next 5 miles. What a bumperfucker! Probably a 35 year old man in a large SUV.

(2) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There are lots of cars whizzing past you in the fast lane. There is no one behind you for half a mile. You are coming up to a green light at an intersection. Then some "possum" who is sitting at the red light perpendicular to you decides to make a right turn onto the highway directly in front of you traveling at 5 mph. This is a (reverse) bumperfucker. Probably an 80 year old woman in a Buick.
by Enzo Ferrari May 30, 2006
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colbert bump

The positive boost in sales or votes received by people who are guests on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report.
After appearing on The Cobert Report, the previously unknown candidate got the Colbert bump and pulled ahead in the polls.
by Angela Carrington July 10, 2007
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