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Build-a-Beared 

This is an informal method of explaining the mummification method used on Franz Xaver Sidler von Roffenogg, the "aristocratic parish vicar" of St Thomas am Blasenstein in the 1700s. In 2025, a CT scan was taken of the mummy, and it determined that the Vicar was embalmed by having materials like wood chips and a variety of cloth inserted into his abdominal cavity via his rectum. This is reminiscent to how Build-a-Bear toys are stuffed with fiber.
Once thought to be a "natural" or "air-dried" mummy, turns out Franz was was Build-a-Beared.

Build The Nest 

When you have to take a dump and the toilet seat is a mess and there is nothing around to clean it, take some toilet paper and arrange them on the toilet seat. This gives a nice clean surface to sit on, protecting you from the nasty stains, sweat, and hair. When done properly, it will look like a nest. Before building the nest, always make sure theres enough toilet paper so you can whipe afterwards.

Building the nest is commonly done in public restrooms such as porta pottys and mall bathrooms.
Brian: god dammit, Chris left some shit stains and ass hair on the toilet seat. Hopefully theres enough shit tickets to build the nest.
Build The Nest by Dirty Antwan August 26, 2025

Build cathedrals just to fart in them 

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

Build a boat for treasure

A Roblox game where you can build anything but a boat.
Person 1:yo check this cool game about building a boat named build a boat for treasure
Person 2:why is everything looks strange
*Person 2 dies*
Person 1:well, that was bad, because i invented new mechanism to make dizzy machine 300000

Build nazi

Someone who is try’s to dictate where and how you build in a minecraft world, and will destroy your build if necessary to fit their own criteria.
Friend 1: “yo bro this place looks sick for a house, i’m gonna build right here.”
Friend 2: “erm actually i think this spot is garbage and i’d much prefer to build about 200 blocks away.”
Friend 1: “lol okay you do you but i’m gonna build right here.”
Friend 2: “erm, if you build here i’m gonna destroy it, it won’t match the world aesthetic.”
Friend 1: “god your such a fucking build nazi dude, why do you care so much, it’s just fucking minecraft.”
Build nazi by Big ol’ Hank December 9, 2025

King Kong build 

This is a powerful, muscular build, like King Kong.
The wrestler had a real King Kong build!
King Kong build by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016