James Bonding

The act of trying to recreate the sexual scenes seen in James Bond films.

James Bonding: Intentionally rolling around and/or off the bed during sex instead of it happening organically.

by dilly_daly January 7, 2015

Bitch bonding

One's attempt to make someone else mad at something, even if nothing bad happened to them that they can remember. Usually, happens with a pair of females.

"Hannah and Emma were in some bitch bonding and I overheard it."
"What was it about?"
"Hannah lost a relationship with her friend because she was dating Hunter."
"And Emma?"
"...She was in a real good mood so I don't even know why she was mad at 'something', but she was."

by someotherkid2021 August 31, 2017

team bonding

when a sports team joins together to have a vape or juul session

Be right back guys, we have to go do some team bonding in the bathroom.

by pipchettit January 14, 2018

brending

To use SEO to get search rankings for cheesy get rich quick schemes.

"Hey, are you brending wazzub so we can bury the fact that it's a scam with promotional links?"

by dicksnout August 19, 2013

cross branding

defecating immediately after a person defecated previously in the same bathroom. generally said bathroom features a single toilet. however, in the case of particularly odoriferous defecators, cross branding may occur where said bathroom features several stalls. cross branding is the effect by which the two distinct odors combine to form a single, gag-inducing odor.

Guy One: I had to poo so badly that I used the bathroom immediately after Tom finished taking a dump. The distinct odors of our feces combined to form one foul smell.

Guy Two: Wow, that sounds like some serious cross branding.

by Stinky Franklin June 22, 2009

branding

Trimming a chick's pussy

I branded her pelt with my signature chicane

by Chizzy May 2, 2003

Bonding

To apply Gold Bond Medicated Powder to the genitalia of the male, or female, body (generally male). Bonding leaves the user with a cooling sensation, a feeling of complete satisfaction as if the user has accomplished something of great magnitude, AND prevents chafing. Bonding with friends is a great way to spend any weekend night, and is a prerequisite to ANY action-filled night with the ladies. For best results (if male), "poof" onto hand and use a cupping motion around testicles and move your way up the rest of the genitalia. Bond no more than 3-4 times a day and APPLY GENEROUSLY. After all, what's the point of Bonding if you don't "FEEL THE BUZZ?!"

"Yo Tim, I don't know what you're doing tonight but there's a Bonding party at my house. We've got 3 bottles of Extra Strength Gold Bond (GB). Instant Message me if you're in!"

by Nate Dizzle September 1, 2005